Reposting this here because it’s my damn blog (who reads this thing anyway?) and I’m kind of proud of it:
@artassignbot #!/usr/bin/python import random as r while True: print"you collected "+str(r.randint(0,1000))+" gold coins before dying."
— empty fortress (@emptyfortress) September 23, 2014
OK, I misread the tweet and thought there were 111 seconds (honest!). Still, that was fun. I’m almost tempted to dig out my Perl cookbook to see what else could possibly be crammed in 140 characters. Almost.